One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself,”It’s certainly not a ship.” And, as the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft. Suddenly there emerges from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit,there stands a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
The glamorous blonde strides up to the stunned Irishman and says to him, ”Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a good cigar?”
”Ten year ...
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