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the duck joke by nosferatu ..... Jokes Kids Friendly Forum

Date:   1/7/2004 5:36:03 PM ( 17 years ago ago)
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a duck walks in2 a bar and asks

" can i have a pound of grapes"
the barr man replies " this is a bar we dont do grapes"

so the next day the duck walks into the bar and asks "can i have a pound of grapes"
the barman says''no! we dont have any"

so the next day the duck walks into the bar and asks "can i have a pound of grapes"
the barman says''no! we dont have any"

so the next day the duck walks into the bar and asks "can i have a pound of grapes"
the barman says''no! we dont have any"

so the next day the duck walks into the bar and asks "can i have a pound of grapes"
the barman says''no! we dont have any"

so the next day the duck walks into the bar and asks "can i have a pound of grapes"
the barman says''no! we dont have any"

and agian the nest day the duck asks for grapes. the barman is really mad and says'' look,this is ,a,bar,we dont have any grapes!!!!!!now,if you ask again ill nail your feet to the floor


so again the duck walks into the bar
""can i have a pound of grapes"
"".................what is wrong with you!???" cries the barman
''o alrite then, can i have a hammer and nails"says the duck



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