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I know! Birdseed!
 
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I know! Birdseed!


Just a few minutes before you'll be passing by...rush to an area away from the road and sprinkle a big sack of birdseed.

Then, while their attention is diverted, drive through.

If they got used to the time you come by, you may be able to chuck the seed from your car window.

Maybe add some peanut butter. It would take a long time for them to clear peanut butter from their beaks, feet, and feathers, don't you think?

Unless they developed a taste for it, and noted your licence plate number. Then you would carry peanut butter at your peril, I think.

Oh, well...
 

 
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