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Re: I'm sick of them flying in front of cars on the street.
 
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Re: I'm sick of them flying in front of cars on the street.


Oh boy, that's a tough one!

There must be an air current under there.

Images of flying falcons wouldn't have much effect on baby robins, would they?

Toot your horn?

Drive real slow?

Cover the road with a net tunnel?

I just don't know.

Maybe some kind of giant fan to blow them upwards?

You must be a very thoughtful person to take the care you do.

In our town it is walking ducks. (Deer, too, and rabbits, but that's a whole 'nother kettle of fish.)

Parks along the lakefront are full of littering Canada geese. The city allows one man and his dog to shoo them. Can't blame the geese, I guess, they look at fresh, lush grass shoots as dinner. Maybe lay off growing grass for a few years?

Inland gulls also leave lots of messy doo-doo on the sand as they hunt for crumbs left by bathers.

Insolent little beggars, they only shift position as we come by with our metal detectors, picking up bobby pins, bottle caps, and pull-tabs...among many other things.

No, we do NOT wave and shout at them...we look funny enough in our pocket aprons and water bottles...swinging side to side with our play-toys, and dragging our long-handled scoops.

Maybe you could hire a teenager to run along in front of your car with a stick, in bird-hazardous areas. Or, to sit on the hood with a ghetto-blaster...put some of that noise to good use.

Airplanes have always had trouble tangling with critters that think the airways belong to them.

I lost us a squirrel once...an awful experience. I guess he just wanted to see what was on the other side of the road...at the wrong moment.

We could walk, I suppose..there are many good things to see along the way...and treasures to discover. Take a wagon with you...you'll need it.

You can coast on the downhills, and never hit a bird.

Saw a fellow driving a motorized sofa, today...complete with a coffee table...on TV.

Tell us what you figure out, won't you?

F.
 

 
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