...that "HERE I GO" is the result! I don't know what is up with my stomach in the past day or so!
Thanks for the responses. I totally forgot about that Lifeevents site. And the last time I tried to wing it with the salt-water ratio I got it wrong and ended up feeling ten times worse.
Will keep you all posted, but in case you don't see me around and hear of a death due to gastrointestinal explosion in rural Virginia, you'll know what happened...