HAHAHA! I would hide too, if I was 250. Just a tidbit of information and not meant to offend; if you page through the Bible to Genesis 6:3, God says that "man's days shall be 120 years." Then if you flip over to Psalm 139:16 it speaks of our days being numbered before we are born. Of course, as we all know, things have changed significantly regarding longevity, except in isolated instances. When our food sources started getting contaminated and for other reasons (the plagues in early times), our lifespans became shorter.
All I know, is that I would prefer to die peacefully and/or quickly with as little pain as possible.