You are comparing the relationship with regular people to the relationship you have with God? You care about what your friends feel, if you believe in God, you obey without question. So yeah, you are a hypocrite, you pick and choose what you like. And maybe you can't admit it because you lack the capacity to recognize it, either because of an intellectual or emotional failing. The result is the same, you make claims but you have no follow through. The Bible is the word of God, so, and it is the recipe by which you come to know God. So if you love God (in the Christian perspective) you must love the Bible. There is no middle ground. You take offense at being called for what you are? An Unbeliever. After all you don't believe the sections I pointed out to you. Why? Because it is inconvenient to you. I don't need your answer to know what you are, it is obvious to all except you. You become conveniently blind when a mirror is held up to you – maybe you are a (metaphorical) vampire and can't see your reflection. Probably a sign of Evil.
I would never expect mercy from you. Cowards never grant mercy. I on the other hand WILL grant you mercy – just like God would. So, 3 guesses on who is closer to God?