9 kinds of oil? You have gone over the edge, my friend. I like the "no flax or hemp was used in this mix"...hehehe... :)
I too am finding myself in a downward spiral of oil intoxication. I'm researching RIGHT now about body care with oil...picked up a good book today...
I think that we're supposed to admit that we're powerless over oil. That, and apologize to those we've hurt...while we fed the addiction.