This is wonderful! Indeed it is too bad you can't change your name.
I have no answer for the red balls either.
Have you looked into lymph cleansing?
I bought a chi machine 2 years ago and use it every day, learned from MH and found out Andreas uses one too. People also use these bouncers, but I did not want that big thing in my house.
The chi fits next to a dresser and you need only room to lie down on the floor.
It takes 15 minutes every day.
I just read that MH said it is also good to do it 3x a day. So since we are on our winter vacation, I do it now morning and night + 2 yoga poses for stretching.