Join the club !! For shampoo, or rather, washing your hair , I have marvellous results with the following...whisk one egg white until stiff ( for long hair like mine, use 2) (separate the white from the yolk first !!)For a conditioner , mix the egg yolk(s) with a little slightly warm water ( you do not want scrambled egg in your hair !!)add a small amount of organic apple cider vinegar,or a squeeze of lemon juice, or a teaspoon or so of citric acid . Wet hair, rub egg white in thoroughly. You will get NO lather. You will get a very clean head of hair...the lather in shampoos does no cleaning. Rinse thoroughly. Keep rinsing the conditioner through your hair, catching it in a basin each time, so you can pour it through two or three times more. Rinse well. Then brush and comb your hair.More ideas and recipes coming ! Watch this space !