brilliant! i had to restrain myself from guffawing (now there's a feminine word) and falling off my chair, lest my boss come in and want to know what's so funny!
owl, thanks SO MUCH for posting that - the song is FUNNY and the words fit the music so well!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ok, how many of us will try to tell someone about that, not be able to finish for laughing, and as the other person looks at us like we've lost our mind, we end up saying, "oh well, guess you had to be there!") i'll be chuckling randomly all the rest of the day everytime I start singing it to myself....