I feel as if we're talking about a yeti or a UFO - people have seen them, they DO exist.....somewhere.....
This one's for Hopsino - complete with PR (Poop Rope) method!
I had one - it was the most incredible thing I've ever seen. I had to tell my boyfriend about it. He couldn't stop laughing cause I was simply such an amazed chatterbox.
My boss's wife is very into respecting the body. She learned this from a Japanese lady = every morning, she drinks 3 cups of HOT (sipping hot) water. No lemon, no nothing. Just hot water.
I was dubious, but it was winter and chilly in the office and I'm a big water drinker anyway. So I started sticking every mug of water in the microwave for 3 minutes - and I was drinking about 4 - 6 mugs of very hot water each day. After 5 days of this, I am hanging out at the drop zone (not the best place to suddenly have to poop FAST). The feeling must be equivalent to a SWF results - i was literally in the middle of a conversation and excused myself pronto, and walked - VERY FAST - to the bathrooms, across the parking lot.
I couldn't sit down fast enough. I figured diarrhea, but no! I'm not kidding - it was smooth and round and long, coiled several times like snake - the compressed contents of intenstines that just slid right out! I've never seen anything like it before or since - and shortly after that it got warm and I stopped drinking hot water anyway.
So there ya go hopsino. Eat a bunch of cheese and skip your raw veggies, then drink a lot of hot water, and you'll have a poop rope.