Attention forum members! If you do liver flushes, your spleen could explode! Your eyes could develop cataracts and leak into your ears, making you deaf! The eight quarts (or litres for you foreign folk!) of olive oil that you drink each and every day, day in and day out, for SIXTY-THREE YEARS to perform this cult-like ceremony you call the "Liver Flush" will turn your intestines into pudding and completely prevent your stomach from working EVER.
But be sure to sample the Twinkies(R) on your way out. They're absolutely delicious and so good for you!