I apologize to you if I sounded bitter. In my personal life, I don't have female friends and don't like to communicate with them too much because they are always exaggerating their sex lives out to be a fairytale and that makes me suspicious that they are making it up.
In all of my 32 years, I've not known a Cinderella sex life and I know way too many women who are in the same boat as myself.
You mentioned something about your insane mind; Do you read too many romance novels?