Re: I'm puzzled.....as well you should be !

Yes, we should not be joking around, flatulence should be taken very seriously. I also tend to be a "very gaseuous fellow".There are 3 rules for proper "flatulation" which I observe religiously. They are as follows:

1) Avoid open flame.
2) While standing, avoid facing away from people near you
that are sitting down.
3) NEVER "flatulate" in rooms that you can't leave.



Until there is a 12 step program such as "Gassies Anonymous", this forum will be the only refuge for chronic flatulators such as myself and maybe I'll even learn to avoid those loud stomach gurgles in class (this is no joke, I hurt myself crossing my legs trying to stop the noise).

I hope you understand, we have to get these jokes out of the way. Thank you for this website, Curezone. Tweet