dah dah dah!!!...and letterman took the I from Janaki and gave it to me making it two I's in one....(may be used for a belt in some states)
My new ladder bridges 3 states with one foot down in one, the other foot down in another and the crotch or seat of existence on the ladder over the third. I sit cross legged and use the "butterfly technique" to loosen up a bit before I do my ginormous splits. Ooops I seemed to have ripped my pants, not only do I wear flaming jeans but oh my cherry underwear!