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Re: SHARP pains in abdomin!!??


As long as the exhaust is clean & clear, the other engine parts will hang in there 'till you get around to them.

Science Truth: NO life form (from the TINIEST of virus to the most complex of humans) can live or survive unless they can #1:utilize incoming nutrients, and #2: eliminate the toxins they create.

And your small & lower intestines not only process and disperse the incoming nutrients, but they also eliminate the waste. Unless you're having major symptoms of liver/gallbladder of disorder, it's more important that your body can absorb vital nutrients and eliminate waste efficiently.

You can gap, tune, change filters, re-adjust, tighten, flush fluids and radiators and put in as many additives as you'd like ...but if there's a banana up the tailpipe or the carb ain't mixin' the fuel, you're not going anywhere.

You're gonna go great; just keep thinking and asking questions.

I'll leave you with a "funny" :)


Unyquity

Once upon a time all the parts of the body got together for an argument about which part was most important. Naturally the head, being where thought occurs, tried to claim the title. "Without me the body would not function. Every human action depends on me". The stomach gurgled and said " hey head...try and live with out food for a while and see how far you get." Then all the other parts had their say so. The intestines claimed superiority along with the heart and lungs. "Excuse me" a flatulent voice said "How about me?" All the body parts turned to see the butthole speaking. "Ha ha ha...you are only a butthole so shut up." they all said almost in unison. So the butthole, in protest to being treated thusly...shut up...completely. The head along with the other body parts continued their pointless argument, which in reality was nothing more than ego building by the various parts..

It wasn't long, however, before the head began to ache and the stomach and intestines began to back up and cramp. The blood became sluggish and the heart complained of pains..Days past and the body parts stopped their bickering and ceased their ego centric blowing of their own horns. Not one body part was in it's best condition and the body as a whole began to suffer. Reluctantly the assembled body parts called on the butthole to cease it's protest and began to work again for the betterment of the entire body. The butthole said that it would but there had better be no more of the kind of derogatorily remarks about it had heard previously.

All the body parts in unison said " All hail the butthole..the most important part of the body..now will you please open up.. The butthole smiled and let go with a tremendous trumpeting of expelled gasses and as the backed up flow surged outward the entire body was heard to give out a great sigh of contentment.







 

 
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