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How to take Stock of a wedding
 
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Published: 19 y
 

How to take Stock of a wedding


Jack was going to be married to Jill, so Jill's father
sat him down for a little fireside chat and told Jack how to take proper Stock of the situation...... He says,
"Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon tent, I took off my pants
and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here -
try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These are too big,
I can't wear them.' So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the
pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that
night we have never had any problems." Only thing is I accidentally put on your mother's pants

"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good
thing to try (excepting the part about putting on her pants unless she was like that)

So, on his honeymoon, after pitching the tent Jack takes off his pants and
says to Jill, "Here try these on." So she does and says,
"These are too large, they don't fit me."

8 jumps in and removes his belt which he hands to Jill.
0 says try this on.....

Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and
says, "Here you try on mine."

He does and says, "I can't seem to get into your pants."

Then Jill says, that is because you have pitched such a large lovely tent, luckily you can keep the tent pitched since I have removed them and you no longer need to get in my pants.

Jill gives the belt back to 8
0 says thank you.
so does Jack


 

 
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