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Questions with answers!!

> Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
> A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
> Q. Why do women call it PMS?
> A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
> Q. What is a mixed feeling?
> A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
> Q. What is the height of conceit?
> A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
> Q. What is the definition of macho?
> A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
> Q. What is the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
> A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
> Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
> A. Because it is worth it.
> Q. What is a Yankee?
> A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
> Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
> A. They both like a tight seal.
> Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
> A. Their balls are just for decoration.
> Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
> A. About three inches.
> Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
> A. Well-hung.
> Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
> A. For traction in the mud.
> Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
> A. It is not hard.
> Q: How do you circumcise a (Alabama )hillbilly?
> A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
> Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
> A: 45 lbs.
> Q: What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
> A: 45 minutes
> Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> A: Breasts don't have eyes.
> Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
> A: The swallow.
> Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
> A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
> Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving
> their minds?
> A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
> Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
> A. They do not have balls to scratch
> Q. What's the difference between a lesbian and a catfish?
> A. One has whiskers and smells fishy, the other one lives in a lake

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