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Rest In Peace


An old swami with one hand raised up in the air sat in his cave at the highest peak of the Himalayas.

One day as he scratched his armpit he saw a zero who had tediously navigated the mountains approaching.

The zero said to the swami "You have no need of material possesions nor anything to gird your loins. May I therefore borrow your belt?"

The swami slowly parted his lips and kicked the zero down the mountain.


Six years later the swami was getting tired of holding his arm up in the air he flexed his muscle, he had none left. He noticed a zero slowly approaching.
"What the hell was that for? let me have your belt" and he snatched the belt from the swami.

The swami stood up and promply lost his pants, he parted his lips and slowly said. "I Am sending you to final samadhi"

He again booted the zero this time through the branches of a divine yew tree and over the edge of a cliff where the zero got the belt caught up in the brush. The belt then broke and the zero fell for a while and contemplated his life and what samadhi might be like. He then got his toenails caught on the edge of a cliff and let go and dropped safely on a landing where his momentum carried him down the rest of the mountain.

The zero got to the bottom of the mountain but could not stop and ran into a bar and died from the concussion.

Meanwhile the swami scratched his armpit slowly parted his lips and said a passing prayer. He lowered his arm and scratched his armpit again and squeezed out his sixth morning fart..


 

 
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