But this way it most certainly is...
Q: Why does Janaki love twenty eight year olds?
A: Because they are wearing twenty nifty belts.
Q: Have you heard about Janaki's New Book?
A: It's called, "The INs ONs and MIs of Inter-state Travel"
Q: Why was Janaki spotted at K-Mart?
A: She heard boys' pants were half-off (they forgot to wear belts) !!
Q: How do we know Janaki is guilty?
A: Several children have indicated her face was red.
Q. When is it bed time at Janaki’s house?
A. When her eyes close and her hands fold in prayer.
Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Janaki?
A. I believe you’re blocking the gentle rays of the sun from reaching my son.
Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans?
A: Janaki-os!
Q. Why did Janaki place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. Wrong number.
Q. Why is Janaki so tough?
A. She can be sick better than any kid on the block.
Janaki was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Janaki began to chant, "Dib Dib Dib Dob Dob Dob. Akela, we'll do our best!"
The captain replied, "Forfeit the lives of those dear children, save yourself!"
Janaki looked around peacefully, parted her lips and simply said, "Yes."
janu-ashera :{)>
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