When a patient wokes up in the hospital, his doctor began.
" I have one good and one bad news for you. Witch one do you want to hear first?"
"Tell me the bad one" a patient still in the bed replied.
" I am so sorry, but yesterday during the operation we mistakenly cut your penis off"
" What??? screamed a patient and "what on earth could be the good news then".
" Well, it was not malignant" replied the doctor.