Thank you both. I tried it with some drugstore H2O2 (Hydrogen-Peroxid) which I now see isn't recommended :( Yes it tasted like troll breath. But I don't care how bad it tastes if it works. You see, I am a very macho hombre. (for a girl) I eat Epsom Salts neat, then chase it with a glass of water. I used to drink dandelion greens, mustard greens, wheat grass and other retch-inducing drinks daily. 3 times a day I drink powdered slippery elm which tastes like a huge lugey hocked up by the Jolly Green Giant. Only thing I can't drink is peepee. Which is probably a good thing since it's still acid.
I'll look into the ozone thing. I'm not trying to do oxygen therapy so much as just get more alkaline but if it works... Thanks!