please take this the right way, dude: you are all over the road. pull over. turn off the car. take the keys out of the ignition. get out and step away from the vehicle.
ok, how do i put this?
curezone is a big place, full of every kind of person imaginable with all manner of problems, solutions, advice, perspectives, etc. you will go nuts trying to do everything you read about here, and most of it, quite frankly, may not be necessary for you.
everyones problem is diet. getting all the right things in our food and avoiding all the wrong things is the idealistic goal. you need to assess where you are at and choose a direction to go in so you can focus. you yourself and your own experience will soon be the primary determiner as to your next course of action, not just what other people say. there is one forum here that is about drinking your own urine. are you doing that yet? would you even know why it is done, or what the effects are?
like your mom has probably said to you, would you jump off a cliff if all of your friends were doing it? no, not without a hanglider, anyway(i would love to do that some day).
do the simple(but hard to do) stuff first and acquire a basis from which you can operate. stop eating crap. just stop it. you are not going to starve. in fact, the pangs you feel that you interpret as hunger is nothing more than the acid food you are stuffing yourself with leaving the stomach and the burned stomach now feels the burn and wants more crap to insulate it from itself.
the burn is all the way through you and the crap you are eating is burning your ass off. you must stop this at the mouth. salving your butt is a bandaid and wont keep the rest of your insides from burning up. so, from what you have told us so far, here is my suggestion to you to do first. quit seeking quick cures and concentrate on this, or you will chase your tail for a while and tire of that and give up and go to the doctor for your quick-fix drugs, debilitation, and premature death.
what do you drink? distilled water only. no soda, no tea, no coffee, no pee, no milk AT ALL, just distilled water. you must also get some Sea Salt and take a quarter of a teaspoon of that for every quart you drink. make sure you drink at least a half a gallon of distilled water per day. go back there to the water section. great value distilled water with the purple label. 64 cents for a gallon. thats 32 cents a day for everything you drink that day. can you afford that? of course. can you DO that? if not, you cannot be helped.
what do you eat? do not eat until after you are off work. if you get hungry, drink water. no breakfast, no snacks, no chewing gum, no donuts, no coffee, no crackers, nothing until you are off work. in a couple of days of this, you will find you have more energy than you ever had at work before. what has that cost you? nothing, except the same 32 cents for the water plus a little salt. so much for the arguement of wasting your money, eh?
once you are off work, what do you eat? here it is easy due to the new organic section at walmart. eat only organic stuff. let your food be your medicine and your medicine be your food. after work, eat whatever you want from the organics. eat as much as you want. try to eat mostly raw. keep the condiments down to a minimum, like salad dressing. make sure everything you eat is organic, at least 90% of it. make sure at least half of that is raw. you are not eating for pleasure, you are eating to heal yourself. take your medicine and dont complain. dont let anyone talk you out of it. dont go out to eat, dont eat meals with others, and dont cheat. if you cant do that for a couple of weeks at least, you cant be helped.
what can you not eat? no wheat - bread, pasta, cookies, cakes and pies, no pizza, no hamburger or hotdog buns. look at the ingredients and if it has wheat or wheat gluten in it, do not even think about eating it.
no dairy. absolutely no dairy. no butter, no milk, no cheese, yogurt, ice cream, cottage cheese, cream cheese, not even any milk chocolate. not even if its organic!
IF you can do that, which will cost you nothing(in fact it will save you money) then there is hope. once you have done that for a couple of weeks solid, then you will have a basis for seeking other remedies, if necessary. i would venture to say they wont be necessary.
dont put anything in your body but the above. do not take anything else - no vitamin, not even an aspirin. nothing but water and organic. nothing but distilled water. you may oil pull and put oil on your tush. use the olive oil you described - it will work fine for both. dont do anything else different. dont try something else along with this. focus. focus. focus. and try to get some sun and fresh air before summer is over.
come back after a couple of weeks of this and tell us whats up. keep us posted along the way if you want, but seek no other advice until you have this under your belt, at least two weeks of it. thats two weeks SOLID - no weekend vacations of buttered popcorn and raisenettes at the movie theater. no sneaking one of moms homemade cookies.