haha you kinda sound like my puppy when he see a little pool..... rolls around getting this side and that.i chuckled picturing you rolling around in your tub and trying to get out. My tub would be great, I have a big old fashioned one but they put the drain-hole (you no the one on the side of the tub so that it doesnt over flow)so low that it wont stay full enough to cover you. i'm thinking of getting out the duct tape.