for the record, there was nothing light about the church makeout session....i saw one hand down blouse and one hand on thigh just inside the skirt. i don't know how far it got b/c i didn't continue to stare. though it is kind of like a car wreck...you shouldn't look, but you just can't help yourself.
and how can you be so sure they were "finger banging" if they were under water. relax. there's nothing wrong with a little p.d.a. if you don't like it, don't look at it.