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Just For Fun (From The Encourager 10-30-05)


JUST FOR FUN…TO LIFT YOU UP!
Because we all need a little more laughter in our lives!!!!!

SUNDAY BEST
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she
could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed,
“Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord, Please don’t let
me be late!” While she was running and praying, she tripped on a
curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got
up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she
once again began to pray, “Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late…
but please don’t shove me either!” J (donated by Barbara)

FERTILIZER & ICE CREAM
A farmer was driving through town with a load of fertilizer he’d
picked up from the local auction market. A little boy playing in
front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve ya got in your
truck?” “Fertilizer,” the farmer replied. “What are you going to
do with it?” asked the little boy. “Put it on strawberries back at
my farm,” answered the farmer. “You ought to live here,” the little
boy advised him. “We put Sugar and cream on ours.” J

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their
pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week
would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
“Let’s have a party, Homer,” she suggested. “Let’s kill a pig.”
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. “Gee, Ethyl,” he finally
answered, “I don’t see why the pig should have to suffer for
something that happened fifty years ago.” J

DOOMED BY STUPIDITY (actual labels found on consumer goods)
On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap”
On Nytol sleep aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness”
On packages of Sainsbury Peanuts: “Warning: Contains nuts”
On packages of peanuts on American Airlines:” Instructions: Open
package, eat nuts”
On a child’s Superman costume: “Warning: Wearing this garment
does not enable you to fly”
On a chain saw label: “Warning: Do not attempt to stop chain saw
With your hands”


Smile today…tomorrow may be worse!
 

 
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