Re: Unfortunately, it's quite tricky taking a walk while I'm...
Yes, you have your 'religion'. Did you not notice the ' - - ' (quotes)? It may be a very tiny 'religion', but it is still a 'religion' nonetheless. Your 'religion' is the gospel according to trapper. Only you know what that means, although there may well be some doubt even about that, coz you twist and turn and writhe and wriggle on almost every point of 'belief' whenever anybody challenges you to explicitly state your beliefs.
Beyond your blatant anti-Semitism and some strange mix of universalism and Mormon theology, perhaps with some Russellism thrown in for good measure, no one really knows what you believe, and it is doubtful you know yourself. If you don't want to be accused of promoting a 'religion', stop 'appealing' to the Bible. It cannot end happily for you if all you know is how to twist it to your own destruction.
When you stop trying to mold God's word into your image, and instead allow it to mold you, then you might have a legitimate reason for quoting it. Until then, it stands as an inviolable witness to your grievous errors, which are legion.