Ahh yes, where would we be without our favourite conspiracy theories? It must be perfect bliss living in your own Walter Mitty world, where nothing - absolutely nothing - is quite as it seems.
The self-delusion continues unabated, no doubt aided and abetted by the wacky tobaccy yet again, but when you're ready to emerge from your rabbit hole and deal with just a small dose of reality, by all means look me up again.
I'll still be here waiting for you.
PS Just in case you wondered, The X Files was not a documentary series.