I've said it before, and I'll say it again - don't hold back on my account. Nothing you can say can hurt me.
Furthermore, Paul's interpretation is not lacking in evidence. It goes to the fact that he reads that event in exactly the same way as every orthodox/evangelical Christian after him - straight, with no hidden agenda, subplot, subtext, or secret meanings to which only the initiated are privy.
Your 'interpretations' are just that - your own. Don't expect us to follow you down the path that leads to destruction. If that is your aim, then yes, you are indeed wasting your time here. Other than Mr number, you'll find little support here, if any, for your perversions of the faith.