You make several assumptions & allegations - all incorrect. But it's getting late, and I have a heavy workload/busy schedule this week, so I'll confine myself to just a couple for now:
You can also talk in riddles but it matters not to me.
Thanks for the permission, but I prefer to stick to plain speaking by & large, perhaps with the occasional joke thrown in for good measure.
Being a Greek of sorts probably makes you a Catholic?
Not quite. The default religious affiliation for a Greek is actually Greek Orthodox rather than Catholic, but I'm neither. Having said that, I will agree that I am a member of the catholic church. It's a subtle distinction, but on this occasion the lower case 'c' makes a huge difference to the meaning. My main place of worship (outside my own home) is currently with my local evangelical CofE church, but have also joined in services with other denominations. Not that any of that really matters, but since you asked........