"And if you would get off your butt and figure out why zappers don't work for YOU, you could quit with the bitter angry tirades and actually discover the benefits of zapping."
That's not how Science works. That's not how anything works.
The person claiming "The Miraculous Cure" is the only one responsible for providing evidence that the "cure" works or doesn't work. You have it backwards. NO ONE has to prove something doesn't work or doesn't exist --- that's the sole responsibility of the person touting the "cure" or whatever. (see: Bigfoot, UFOs and any religion).
You also resemble the exact thing you are constantly railing against: A Paid Shill.
Get outta here and don't come back until you know how to Science. :-)