I like ducks, they stay in the water and are very cool birds. Geese on the other hand, especially those filthy vermin from Canada, are a menace to the golfing industry. They crap out probably 500% of what they eat, and usually on the greens near the flag; plus they are mean, ill-tempered and smelly; the Vogons of the bird world. The best dog we ever had was a small black lab mutt mix that absolutely hated Canadian geese, she would chase them through the gates of Hell and would not tolerate any geese on her property. She was a good dog.