I hereby apologize for your neck being so giant and thick and looking like a humongous goiter that I was morally and ethically forced to make comments about the irony of an Iodine evangelista posting wildly and yet having such a neck.
I hereby apologize for your inability to comprehend anything that I posted including but not limited to the fact that I have taken Iodine and kelp as supplements.
I hereby apologize that you are too thicknecked to realize that some people do have adverse reactions to supplements.
I hereby apologize that you were not banned from the entire internet for your behavior some months back when you tried to incite people into butting into a stranger's health crisis involving a child.
I hereby apologize that although you might be somewhat improved, or overstimulated by iodine, still not sure which is which, you still have quite a ways to go before you are actually cured of anything.
I hereby apologize for your inability to grasp the concept that a cure is different from being locked into taking megadoses of a mineral for the rest of your life to keep certain symptoms at bay.
I hereby apologize that those symptoms you are keeping at bay by your outrageous dosages of Iodine are tied into your incorrect habits of eating porcine quantities of meat.
I herbeby apologize that still don't understand that human beings are frugivores and do not need megadoses of iodine unless they are poisoned by halogens.
I sincerely apologize for the fact that you were banned from Mark's daily apple, and various other forums on curezone.
I hereby apologize to all the people you turned away from iodine just by your mere presence alone.
I hereby apologize to all of the people who will be in your presence in the future when you discover your next shiny health toy and torment them with your overbearing zealotry.
I hereby apologize to trapper for being so wrapped up in having a follower like grizz that he literally overlooked the giant elephant in the room.
I aplogize to the entire alternative health movement for having to suffer your inane posts.
I apologize for not pointing all of these things out earlier than I did, for even one second of procrastination has caused the entire internet the pain of listening to you.