I wonder if your friend Bill is my brother (KCMO local would fit) ... If I recall right, I was Nobody and Noone. It hurt my feelings until I realized he wasn't putting down Nobody as much as the others. And I was always losing the keys. There was one time I accidentally threw the keys on the top of a store. A sister demanded I toss them to her, but I knew I was awful at throwing things and I refused, but she kept nagging and demanding, so I tossed them ... just didn't result the way she wanted. I think that sister was anybody. Youngest sister was Somebody, and Bill was Everybody. Though I might have it wrong. All I remember for sure was, I was Nobody.