V and G in 30 years
G: I have reduced my cellulite by 20%. Now it's only on my neck, thighs, and armpits. 20% is totally gone from my arse V!
V: G, you're the only girl for me. In fact I have stopped m'bating to all the girls on the
Iodine forum except you and three others. It's only because I have so much love in me.
G: Maybe because you have an excess of Rubidium4000 in your prostate? I read in recent Norwegian journal of excess m'bation that 4% of men who do it too much can have imbalance of trace minerals. Combined with
Iodine this can reduce your excess m'bation by 2% per year.
V: Well little lady, I only do it because I am so wise and have so much love in me.
G: hehe, you're so funny.
V: I know. Isn't it great that you are the ONLY
Iodine girl that can see it though? You must be almost half as smart as me, and I mean that as a compliment G because no one else in NorTexas is even close!
G: teehee.
V: I was just a strummin my geetar with my buddies around the 'fire and I thought of something so amazingly complex about alkaline minerals that I cannot even put it into words. But trust me it was extremely brilliant. So of course I tried it and sure enough it increased my m'bation potential by 42%.
G: as long as all that potential is focussed on me it sounds super smart!
V: Gosh I wish all these pervs and misanthropes would just butt the heck out of our beeswax G. Every time I post about 'batin to you on the web they all come out of the woodwork yappin and yellin like rabid dogs. Is it too much for a superior man to just get a little privacy on web?
G: That reminds me of something I read in the journal of double reflected spiritual aphorisms in prehistorical Norwegian cultures. Are you still batin now? heehee
V: Gosh little lady I don't know much about double reflected spiritual aphorisms but this cheeseburger sure does taste good and it keeps me batin true and good. My grandpappy bated well into his 100's so he must have done something right.
G: In Norway the cheeseburgers are made of salted seal meat and and fermented salmon milk. But I just eat what tastes good and trust my spiritself.
V: That's well and good little lady but the alkaline mineral ratio in salted seal meat is not quite up to snuff as good ole texas choice beef. I have been trying to tell everyone on the web about this for decades now and no one will listen to me.
tbc...