How about Phil Crosby "Quality is Free" L0L!!! Went through that one!
"My Marantz brand Audiophile turntable still works, however I can't buy vinyl record albums for it anymore."
You would be surprised at who's putting out vinyl these days, for example: Black Sabbath's new album "13" is available now or in a few hours depending on where you live and the quality is good, but the brain craves the familiar so I would recommend maybe something like the first 6 or 7 albums where I would say quality and familiarity are struck within a perfect balance L0L!!!I'd have to agree with most of your post Cheers!