I'm glad I'm not the only one that remembers the previous post about "hiding" glasses, as well.
Look, if this really happened to the original poster on TWO occasions with TWO different women, I'd have to go out and purchase a lottery ticket, as the odds of two different women playing the very same "Can't you see?" game in less than 6 months is better than my chances of getting struck by lightning while carrying a cat into a supermarket during a full moon phase while the sun is rising in Jupiter.
I'm also compelled to question the original poster - are you serious?