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Silly Toilet Humour :)


So,

The porcelain God (or Goddess) has seen a lot more of me this weekend, than usual- in fact, I think I may have earned a medal, or a trophy, or one of those freebies you get when you buy 6 and get the 7th one free. Or something;)

I'm always wondering how the heck I will ever have normal relationships or friendships when I spend so much time on the loo and cleansing, ya know? Like, What do you tell people? How do you 'enter' CE, parasite herbs, enema or bowel pockets territory with people?

I say just tell them the truth. And I've come up with some examples of normal, everyday chit chat that you can have with various people in your life- while remaining honest but still maintaining your dignity and not offending anyone:)

>>>>>>>

At Lunch with your Best friend~

Friend: 'So, how was your weekend?'
You: Pretty Shitty actually...
Friend: 'Really?'
You: Oh, you don't know the half of it!

>>>>>

At the office~

Co-worker: 'Man, I'm having such a busy week...how's yours been so far?'
You: Well, truthfully...I'm in it up to my elbows right now.
Co-worker: 'Really?'
You: Yea, I'm totally swimming in it as we speak!

>>>>>>

On the phone with your boyfriend/girlfriend~

Them: 'Hi sweetie, I miss you, how are you doing?'
You: Crap-tastic!
Them: 'Oh yea? What's been going on?'
You: Oh, just the usual..life, work, stuff...you know what they say: What goes in Must come out, right?!

>>>>>>

With Your 5 year old neice/nephew/cousin at a family BBQ:

You: Uh oh, I just pooped in my pants.
Child: 'Here, you can have my Pull-Up!'
You: Thanks..

>>>>>>


:D

 

 
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