Seriously though, we don't need to broadcast this 'certain death news'. Let the younger generation think they have a bright future (I'm not kidding, let them die happy and live out their remaining days in peace).
I'm in New York City 6 miles from the Ferry (which means I'll see or have knowledge of 10's of millions of people dying before me). I'll probably have committed suicide (I couldn't bare so much death) before any oil or Corexit gets to me.