I've been "thinking" a lotta "thoughts" lately. Well, you know how it goes....it's 'cause I'm such a "thoughtful" person. (lol)
Well, I just "thought" of a fantastic idea (Ding! ~ the sound of a light bulb lighting up) on how to outsmart $mart-a$$ doctors (notice the lower case "d"?) who "think" we're delusional in our "thinking" about having parasites!!
We've been so busy trying to "think" about how to "out-think" their "thinking" that we haven't been "thinking" about the best way to make 'em "think" we're not nutz.
So, I "think" we oughta learn the art of HYPNOSIS to change their "thought" processes!!
We simply march into their office, put 'em in a trance (dangle a worm back & forth), reprogram their "thoughtware" about parasites, list all our symptoms, then plant "suggestions" in their "thoughts" about the tests & meds we want!! Voila!
Wow ~~ I "think" this "thought-thing" that I "thought" of oughta work!!
Now, when I snap my fingers, repeat after me: "I 'think' that's a great idea, ICU!!"
(Snap! ~ the sound of snapping fingers) ~ Hey, I don't hear you! Louder, please!
So, whatta ya "think"?!
Gotta dash ~~ gonna go look for that 3-easy-steps book (As Seen On TV), "Hypnosis For Dummies." (hee hee)