To be honest I don't need to twist your words. Your the one claiming that you'll be chipped.
There will be no shortage of the H1N1 vaccine, in fact it has been announced in my state the vaccine will be given away free in the middle of August. Below is a post I made about a week ago while watching my local news.
Before you copied and pastied that you should have read a little bit more. It says
Nashvillians can participate in a research study and receive the H1N1 vaccine before it hits the markets.
BThis is a medical trial. Vaccine isn't out and ready yet. It has to be mass manufactured and then be proven safe. The trials are to start in August. So far the problem with the vaccine is that they aren't growing fast enough. There will be a shortage unless they grow them fast enough. USA will be hit harder then Europe since most of the production of the vaccine and research is done in my continent. This should be good news for you. Why are you worried?