JUST FOR FUN...TO LIFT YOU UP!
Because we all need a little more laughter in our lives!!!
OPTIMIST & PESSIMIST
The story is told of a father who had twin boys. One son
Was an optimist & the other was a pessimist.
One the twins' birthday, while the boys were at school, the
Father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable
Toy & game he could find. The optimist's room he loaded
With horse manure. :-/
That night, the father passed by the pessimist's room &
Found him sitting amid his new toys crying bitterly. "Why
Are you crying?" The father asked. "Because my friends
Will all want to play with my new toys, & some of them
Have instructions...I'll constantly be needing batteries for
Some...& most of them will eventually break." answered
The pessimistic little boy. The father just shook his head &
Headed on down the hall. When he got to the room of
His son, the optimist...he found him dancing & digging
Joyfully in the pile of manure. "What in the world are you so
Happy about?" The father asked the son. "Well look at all
Of this manure, dad. There's GOT to be a pony in here somewhere!" :-)
THE POOR PREACHER
After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "Preacher,
When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money!" "Well,
Thank you, son...but why would you want to do a thing like that?"
"Because my daddy says you're the poorest preacher we've ever
Had." The little boy replied.
THE HOUSE WON'T BURN DOWN
A couple and their children had loaded the car early one morning
And headed out for a much needed vacation. About 2 hours down
The road, the wife said to her husband, "Oh my goodness, George,
I left the iron on...I'm afraid the house will burn down." George was
Beside himself with frustration & fussing at the wife when she interrupted
Him,'Wait a minute, George...the house won't burn down, because
I just remembered I left the bath tub running too."
BUMPER STICKER HUMOR
"It's As Bad As You Think & They ARE Out To Get You!"
"Cover Me...I'm Changing Lanes"
"The weather is here...wish you were beautiful"
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
Why are there so many Smith's in the phone book? Because they all have phones!
Happiness is an inside job!