mom tells me the bible says nobody knows when the lord shall come again
but there's a whole lot of people banking on a great big relief at the end of 2012, so the fans will have to blow feces everywhere before Christmas of that year in order to make sure it happens...
mom is having a heart procedure done on Tuesday morning
the last time they did this to her, her aorta burst, she was on ice for thirty minutes, the surgery took 11 hours, she had temporary brain damage for six months