Yep, the swf is a real joy when it works, huh? Better out than in!
About the burger, when you fast a lot, sooner or later you wind up at dinner parties. The thing is, even if you don't feel like eating (I know the food will be there when I am ready), your sense of smell while fasting is so keen that food smells better than it ever actually tastes!
Many times I have snatched a plate of steaming food from in front of an unwary diner and taken a good long SNIFFFFF!!!!!!
I am not the only one. Many moons ago we actually had to form a help group, Sniffers Anonymous.