CureZone   Log On   Join
How to be a
 
blubruddah Views: 521
Published: 12 years ago
 

How to be a


Southern Belle


Eat grits everyday for breakfast.

Refer to your house as "The Plantation" no matter how small your house may be.

Refer to all men as "gentlemen caller" or "beaux".

Never let a man know you're interested or chase him because you know there are too many men who want you for you to expend the extra effort.

When you have a dating dilemma and have one gentleman caller over when you are expecting another, claim to be "expired" and excuse yourself for a nap until he leaves.

Whenever you are asked to do any work, fan yourself and claim to have the "vapors."

Refer to every party you go to, even a kegger at the local university, as a "cotillion." All other parties are yankee garbage.

Try to use words like "darlin'", "sweet" or "precious" in every sentence.

Belong to a country club. If you don't, refer to any club you belong to as a "country club". No one will know the difference.

Set under a magnolia tree with a parasol fanning yourself often. Passers-by will take notice of your belle-ness.

Never marry a Yankee unless you want to be a Yankee by association.

Never be seen without your makeup and girdle.

Degree of difficulty: Hard

Practice makes perfect

 

 
Printer-friendly version of this page Email this message to a friend
Alert Moderators
Report Spam or bad message  Alert Moderators on This GOOD Message

This Forum message belongs to a larger discussion thread. See the complete thread below. You can reply to this message!


 

Donate to CureZone


CureZone Newsletter is distributed in partnership with https://www.netatlantic.com


Contact Us - Advertise - Stats

Copyright 1999 - 2021  www.curezone.org

0.156 sec, (1)