oh hell, just think of yourself as a junior sociologist, or anthropologist, er summin.
Shoot, I always equated my fashion choices in the 80's with a global sensibility and a limited budget, hence the many trips to Amvet's.
I'll bet it was the fluoride. That would explain the olive-drab pintuck shirtwaist dress with the red snakeskin belt.
How o/t are we here? I'll bet V trims this thread. BETCHA!