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Finally there's hope for those of us that like to communicate to others.
Doctors finally have been able to isolate a disease known as "excessive texting disorder".
Thats right, there's hope for those who needlessly suffer from using those little buttons.
With proper medication and inpatient care if needed, most have been able to ignore our friends and loved ones via our portable phones, according to preliminary studies.
If you think you may be effected by this vicious disorder then a visit to "the doctor" is all that is needed to get the needed help.
An initial evaluation will be conducted and you will be drugged, electric shocked or given a pre-frontal lobotomy accordingly.
It seems were in good hands these days thanks to the wonderful care and work of our dedicated health care professionals.
 

 
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