"I guess you'll just have to move here to the states!"
No offense, but dude, I would rather die first!
My husband is American. We have been back half a dozen times in recent years, and sorry to say this (I know I will get slaughtered for this), but you guys have lost the plot (politically speaking of course).
I think I will get a free sample sent to my mother-in-law. I am sure she will pass it on (since it's free and she loves that stuff). And if it turns out that I really like it, I will beg her to send some more. We don't get along real well (probably cause of the attitude expressed above ;), but we will see what happens.