Post the receipt for the John E. water machine that you are complaining about.
Oh right - it was your dads, or moms whatever, where is YOUR proof that you bought the machine and have all these gripes?
So is the water machine, that you hate so much, still in an attic or basement? Since so many people are willing to pay what you paid for it, is it not worth selling it and using the money to take out a nice ad in the New York Times or Washington Post backing up YOUR claims? Still can't bear to part with the machine you hate so much huh? What if some poor person would like to try to use that machine? Wont you donate it? You wont because someone talked mean to you on the phone at Crystal C.. And you didn't read the return policy, or couldn't follow the instructions on how to operate the machine efficiently. Or maybe there wasn't any Science behind it (here comes "Snaves" reply - but thats ok. Because regarding Science - wasn't PLUTO a freaking planet a few years ago??? See this link: